"-Tu veux d'la beuh? Nan jdéconne c'est que du tabac mais sérieux r'garde on dirait trop d'la ganja."

EH CA FAIT LONGTEMPS!!

EEH WHAT'S UPON A TIME I HAD A BLOOOG....

Nan mais, sérieux, j'ai bossé pendant qu'j'étais à la Japan Expo chez Noodle. J'te jure man.

No, seriously, I worked when I was at Japan Expo [a famous convention about Japan, mangas and video games in Paris] at Noodle's. I swear, man.

Bouh, mentir c'est mal!!

Bouh, lies are bad!

Allez, jfais pas ma salope, quand même, j'ai trois histoires des deux d'moiselles! Vous avez d'la lecture (enfin... du déchiffrage pour vous... Au pire, démerdez vous avec les sous-titres Anglais!)

So, I will not be a biatch, I've got three lil stories for youu... Something to read! Awesome innit? (It's translated, of course but I'm not sure everything is correct.)

Asleeeeep?

Sweet dreeams...

You can cooome.

Honey said she doesn't want any animals with us, so shh Soquette! But, dude, we live on a sidewalk, who cares?

[By the way, "soquette" in freach means "socks". I thought it was cute so... herm... Stupid? Nooo :D]

Kick that dog away.

-Oh noooooooo. Not Soquetteuuuu pleaaaaaaase....! You could be frieeeeeeeeeends!

-Soquette?! Do I care?! Kick that away!!

-WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??

-Dogs stink.

-But your friends have got BIG FAT STINKY DOOOOOOOOOGS!!

-Yeah, well, I don't.

-Why I can't keep Soquette with meeeeeee?

-Come on! Why did you call her....

-WOOF

-Oh no Soquette...

-That's why you can't keep her! Kick that away!

-Nooooooooooooo.. ><

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Bon la deuxième maintenant :)

Sooo the second one!

Eeeeh...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ouch.

Err...

-You don't recognize meeeeee?

-Eeerr... Nope. Should I?

-Oh come ooon! I'm your sister Betty's friend! Erika! We've spent our summer break together!!

-Wooo! I remember now! God, you've changed!

2 years ago -> today

-Who're youuuu? Get lost!

-Nooo Honeeeeeeeeey! It's a frieeeeeeeeeeend...!

-...Mmmh.

-You've been to the last Ekinox, havent' you? [Ekinox is a psychedelic/hardtek/electronic festival]

-Yeah, why??

... Eh! You're...!

YEAAAAAAH AWESOOOOOOOOOME!!

You know him?! But... You know everyone or what?!

-And for the first time, YOU'RE SMILING! Even when you're high, you don't smile! And your spliff has just fallen, and you haven't done anything yet!!

-Yeah, but you see...

Actually... Ryan and I... we're...

-DRUGS BUDDIIIIIIIIES

-Yeeaaah..!

And he's MUCH MORE than that! I LOVE THAT GUY!

-That's why you're invited to stay a while at our FABULOUS, WONDERFUL, AWESOME sidewalk!

-Cool!

-If Ryan can stay, how about Soquette??

-Don't even speak about that dog.

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Et la dernièèèère!!

And the last oooooone!!

An evil plan.

-Eh, Ryan, have you noticed that Honey has never told us her name?

-Well, now, you've told me so, yeah.

And how abouuuuut...

-Torturing her till she tells us?

-Yeah!! That's it!

You're stupid to think that you'll be able to know that kind of information about me that easily...