30 juillet 2011

"Pince-mi & Pince-moi"

-Weeell! You have pretty beautiful females on Earth! -It's a jellyfish. A dead one. -Ah.

14 mai 2011

"You asian. -You ginger. -You asian. -You ginger. -You both stupid. -Fuck off!"

Look at my new babyyy. He's called Simon. I made a shit plate to introduce him... Will be better, promise! Regardez mon nouveau bébééé. Il s'appelle Simon! J'ai fait une planche moche et ratée pour le présenter... Mais ça va s'améliorer, promis!   This is Simon. He's 12, likes football and green. He has fallen in love with a girl, once. But when he realized that girls are too complicated for him, he decided he'll be just like his uncle, who drinks blue cocktails. But Simon's mom doesn't really like that uncle who drinks... [Lire la suite]
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