Look at my new babyyy. He's called Simon. I made a shit plate to introduce him... Will be better, promise!

Regardez mon nouveau bébééé. Il s'appelle Simon! J'ai fait une planche moche et ratée pour le présenter... Mais ça va s'améliorer, promis!


Introduction_laideThis is Simon. He's 12, likes football and green.

Introduction_laide__1_He has fallen in love with a girl, once. But when he realized that girls are too complicated for him, he decided he'll be just like his uncle, who drinks blue cocktails.


But Simon's mom doesn't really like that uncle who drinks blue cocktails. Hn!

Introduction_laide__3_Simon's best friend is called Hervé.


Oh, hi, Hervé!


Sinon, j'ai fait des petits dessins laids...

Oh, and I made some other little shits...

BicHis T-shirt. (Sobeautiful.)

Bic__1_Simon doesn't like homework...

Bic__2_The day Simon took drugs. But he didn't want to.


Just admit it. Simon's got fuckin' awesome shoes.


Conflict of opinions.

"Alright! Alright! We'll play football!"

Bic__5_Simon and his uncle who drinks blue cocktails.