-Tell me, you said you'd start working History of Arts as soon as possible, which means when you'd be awake, right? -Yeeees... Said that. -You woke up two hours ago... -Yeees but, Theo sends me texts right now... -"Can't be arsed", have you heard of it?...

Look at my new babyyy. He's called Simon. I made a shit plate to introduce him... Will be better, promise! Regardez mon nouveau bébééé. Il s'appelle Simon! J'ai fait une planche moche et ratée pour le présenter... Mais ça va s'améliorer, promis! This...

-Really really nice crap-shaped hat... An awesome belt which has an awesome design... -Doubt, I think we can get that job at Dior and Galliano can go fuck off! Hell yeah! -Aaaaah you're both so sexy! J'ai plein de problèmes et de doutes en ce moment,...

-Pouic from Heeeell! -Ooooi! -Yaay! That's youuu! Huuug! -I didn't... get it. -Since their childhood they've got this weird code... -Hello uglies! Fancy a beer? -Sure! At least we have a good reason to drink today! -Whyyy? -Because your beloved girl is...