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Soooooo! Facebook newsfeed??

Go to hell. And I will NOT be connected for a few... a few months.

Whyyyy?

Check it out .

P2

OOOOOOOOOOOOH! I seeeeee! He's FINALLY "In a relationship"!

Maybe could you say it louder. Bastard.

P3

Well, if you don't wanna be connected on Facebook and check out the newsfeed... This will be A PLEASURE to do that for you...! and I'll tell you EVERYTHING which is written on his wall..!

GET TO FUCK YOU JERK!